top 5 cereals and bottom 5 cereals

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
10/24/2016 at 20:56 • Filed to: correct lists, foodlopnik, cereal rankings

best:

1. cinnamon toast crunch

2. froot loops

3. cap’n crunch

4. life

5. honey nut cheerios

worst:

1. off brand cereal, literally all of it. fuck off brand cereal. just fuck it.

2. all-bran (or bran cereal in general) (and all of it’s terrible varieties. if you eat bran cereal, fuck you and fuck your healthy turds. only acceptable variant is raisin bran)

3. mini wheats. fuck mini wheats

4. plain cheerios

5. lucky charms. literally just plain cheerios with shitty marshmallows

you literally CAN NOT refute this list. it is the correct list. the only list.

DISCUSSION (42)

CB > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 20:59

Wrong, Nesquik is amazing and Mini-Wheats are fantastic.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:00

Kinja'd!!!

Those are all pleb sugar cereals. Y’all need some Blueberry Morning in yo life.

crowmolly > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:01

Counterpoint:

Malt-O-Meal’s Crunch Berries knockoff is pretty good.

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:02

FUCK

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:03

you’re right about the Cinnimon Toast Crunch, honey nut cheerios and strawberry delight mini-wheats... But wrong about literally everything else.

correct best list: CTC, Reese’s puffs, honey bunches of oats, honey nut cheerios, regular frosted mini wheats. Lucky charms just miss the top 5.

worst: Special K, corn pops, cap’n crunch, wheeties, rice chex.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:03

Reese puffs are missing. This list is invalidated even more than it was invalidated by Mini-Wheats being on the wrong list.

Disclaimer: it’s been six months since I last bought breakfast cereal. I like pancakes. I had pancakes for breakfast every day last week.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:04

Where’s peanut butter Cap’n Crunch? Aka the best cereal.

boredalways > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:04

Kinja'd!!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
10/24/2016 at 21:04

We haven’t got in Canada. In fact, we get really screwed over cereal wise.

fhrblig > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:06

Cap’n Crunch is a bowl of feces. Ranking it at number 3 is an abomination unto our Lord.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:07

How do you even live?

Just kidding, I’m not much of a breakfast/morning person.

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:07

mods plz ban

not for canada - australian in disguise > For Sweden
10/24/2016 at 21:09

i am mods

not for canada - australian in disguise > fhrblig
10/24/2016 at 21:09

shut the fuck up

not for canada - australian in disguise > fhrblig
10/24/2016 at 21:09

i came here for reasonable cereal discussions and rankings not trolling from people like you get out

jvirgs drives a Subaru > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:13

Crispix is number 1 or GTFO

Blondude > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:15

no u

fhrblig > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:17

Yeah, I’m not wrong. Cap’n Crunch is fucking terrible.

fhrblig > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:18

YOU GET OUT. STOP BEING WRONG ABOUT CEREAL!

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:20

then plz ban

fhrblig > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:20

If you cannot acknowledge the superiority of Cracklin’ Oat Bran, GTFO.

JRapp: now as good as new again > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:22

What, no Corn Flakes? Get off my lawn!

twinturbobmw > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:23

Switch honey Cheerios and Mini Wheats and it becomes a perfect list.

not for canada - australian in disguise > For Sweden
10/24/2016 at 21:25

no thanks

HammerheadFistpunch > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:30

eggos best waffles? Mcnuggets best chicken?

carcrasher88 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 21:39

The only two I’d change on that specific list are taking Lucky Charms out of the bottom 5 (though I wouldn’t put it in the top, either) and replace it with Kix...that stuff is horrendous.

And then I’d take Life out of the top 5 (never liked Life, honestly) and replace it with a shockingly good cereal called Nature Valley Chocolatey Oat Bites.

Kinja'd!!!

I’ve gotten hooked on these things lately, my only complaint is that...they get soggy in milk rather quickly, though that doesn’t ruin the taste and helps turn the milk chocolatey.

Who would have thought such a healthy cereal could be so delicious? Guess it took the geniuses at Nature Valley to figure it out.

I’d put it in my personal top 2 and HIGHLY recommend it to anyone.

Frank Grimes > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/24/2016 at 22:04

mueslix rules all you are all just boners! also yogurt.

Kinja'd!!!

Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2016 at 22:17

dried up turd berries.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > fhrblig
10/24/2016 at 22:29

Cap’n Crunch is horrible. If you try to eat it before the milk soaks in, the cereal tears the shit out of the roof of your mouth. If you wait, it’s just soggy mush. Yuck either way. Maybe For Canada doesn’t no you can have cereal for Breakfast that isn’t soaked in sugar. I’m very happy with Quaker Oat Squares.

Kinja'd!!!